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A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up
farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100
baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns
and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens."
The co-op man complies and Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500
baby chickens." "Wow!" the co-op man replies. "You must really be
doing well!"
"Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them
too deep or too far apart!" |
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"By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence!"
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