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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna hear some garden jokes?
What kind of shoes are made out of banana peels?
Slippers!
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Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Emerson
Emerson who?
Emerson nice flowers in your garden!
How many feet are in a yard?
It depends how many people are standing in it.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda-rin orange !
How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide behind a tree and make a sound like a carrot.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia a poor little sparrow !
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arch !
Arch who ?
Are you catching a cold ?
What do you say to spoiled lettuce?
You should have your head examined.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur any cats in your garden ?
What is small, red and whispers?
A hoarse radish!
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Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out.
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone now!
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Children's jokes from the garden 
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